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Apartment Hunting

In Uncategorized on May 27, 2010 at 11:32 pm

” I was at the coffee bar when a giant black transvestite walked in wearing bright purple jeans and I said: I’m HOME!” – SB

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aaah freak out

In Uncategorized on May 27, 2010 at 11:23 pm

” when I can freak out the homeless people , I know I’m doing something right ” – CS

eyedrops

In Uncategorized on May 24, 2010 at 9:41 pm

” I’m not tired, my eyes just feel really heavy. I wish they made eyedrops that were like redbull for your eyes” – LW

Shorty

In Uncategorized on May 21, 2010 at 9:14 pm

We were looking at the most stylish little person ever, when my friend pondered
” I mean where does he buy his clothes? I know there’s a big and tall store but is there a short and small store? ” – JK

BBQ

In Uncategorized on May 20, 2010 at 3:42 pm

 

“Ever since I quit smoking , cigarettes smell like BBQ to me” – AR

” What? BBQ’d what? BBQ’d ass?” – RG

Creeper

In Uncategorized on May 19, 2010 at 5:53 pm

I really creepy guy was sitting next to me at a bar and turned and said this to me. I almost called the authorities.

 

“Your Puurty. I don’t wanna rape you, but I could love you for a little bit” – Creep

Hyperactive

In Uncategorized on May 19, 2010 at 5:49 pm

A friend was explaining his theory on how medications affect hyperactive people differently than they’re supposed to , for instance an upper would calm a hyperactive person. This was his example:

 

“I’m telling you, if you give him some Meth he’ll even right out”- RG

What I love the most is Meth was his first suggestion. Not caffeine, not a medication specifically designed for hyperactiviy,but Meth. Classic. cause thats the safest option!

The herp.

In Uncategorized on May 18, 2010 at 4:51 pm

” If herpes had a face, that’s the guy” – DT

Not aging gracefully

In Uncategorized on May 18, 2010 at 4:50 pm

” that guy was tore up. He looked like he’d been through a wood chipper at some point in his life” – CS

Google

In Uncategorized on May 17, 2010 at 11:37 pm

” I was trying to google a cab number but I couldn’t. That’s how you know your too drunk, when you can’t google” – SB